When Bruno Tweets..

When I wake up I usually start my day with checking Bruno's tweets. And yes, usually Bruno tweeted while I was asleep (damn these timezones). It also happens that he decides to tweet just when I'm about to go to sleep. That usually results in me forgetting what sleep is, tweeting Bruno like crazy, not getting a reply, short depression and realization that I must get some sleep. But most of the time I wake up to find Bruno tweeted some of that genius stuff he likes to tweet. Ahem.

Bruno's tweets are either very funny, complete bullshit (funny bullshit actually, dangerous combination), something business like, complete bullshit (still funny), booty tweets, complete bullshit, sudden retweeting sprees or complete bullshit. My reaction to his tweets is usually 'what the hell is he trying to say here?' 'ohhh look his booty tweeted again' or 'Bruno? Are you okay?'. When his tweets actually make some sense I'm usually all like 'ahhhww he's working' 'aahhww he loves us' or 'Bruno finally learned what a hashtag is' (or hatch tag ofcourse).

Unfortunately it's almost impossible to get a tweet from Bruno. For some reason he ignores the very clever and epic tweets his fans tweet him and he then decides to tweet a random person saying some random stuff. But we won't give up, we keep on trying, and we wait anxiously in the couple of minutes after we tweeted him. When someone mentions us then, we freak out, almos have an heartattack, see its not Bruno and slowly get back to normal (well at least this is what happens to me).

So Bruno's tweets are usually random but epic. And I hope they stay this way. The moment he starts to tweet about nothing but his album or a new single or whatever we will have to have a serious conversation with him. I love his random tweets that actually show us what's going through his mind instead of being all businesslike.